Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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