Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Randomize
