Don't you send me to vm
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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