the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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