So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
