Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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