Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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