I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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