Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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