I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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