Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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