My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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