What did we do last night that was yellow?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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