Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you will always have a special place in my vag
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm too high and old for this...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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