i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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