the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
where are my eyebrows?
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