Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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