yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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