Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just want nice things and good sex
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