from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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