I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
did i walk over a car last night?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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