He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The beer is more important than you right now.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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