he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
