Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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