Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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