Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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