Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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