i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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