Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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