My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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