I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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