I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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