My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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