Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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