marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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