You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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