I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What a fucking waste of an outfit
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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