I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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