Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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