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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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