I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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