Sponge bath it is.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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