There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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