how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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