is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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