Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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