I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
