i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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