Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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