Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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