I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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