he shaved USA in his pubs
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
did you just send me my own nude
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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