So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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