I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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